• Republican Representative John Boehner (on the Dole/Gingrich bailout) - "The Speaker is not a wealthy man. He doesn't have $300.000.00, in the checkbook."
  
• Rep. Tom Coburn, R-Okla - "Did the American people ask us to roll over and let President Clinton run the Republican Party?"
  
• Former Senator Bob Dole (on former President Gerald Ford's pardon of former President Nixon) - "Courageous."
  Bob Dole - 'It takes one parent working to pay the taxes, and the other parent working to pay the government'
  Bob Dole (speaking in New Jersey) - "I'm in Philadelphia, aren't I?"
  Bob Dole (speaking to people that were highly likely to vote) - "I'm going to win this election whether you like it or not".
  Bob Dole (speaking in San Diego 2 months after the GOP Contention) - "We're very honoured to be back in San Francisco, we're here for a great convention."
  Bob Dole (on Newt Gingrich's acceptence of a $300,000 loan from Dole to pay off his ethics fine) - "... yet again shown himself to be a man of integrity ... "
  
• (formerly) Dolekat@AOL.com (after being informed that it's called "Spanish") - "Please name ONE language BESIDES Spanish (Mexican, whatever you want to call it) of which we provide separate classes in the public school system. ... "
  
  (StanNote: That quote from Dolekat, was found in the AOL message boards in a discussion started by DoleKat called "Stupid Democrat Quotes")
  
• Speaker of the House Newt 'What have you done for 'me' lately?' Gingrich - " ... I have arranged to borrow the money from Bob Dole ... "
  
  (on his first wife) - "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of a President. And besides, she's got cancer."
  
  And for those DittoHeads that seem to think these quotes are taken out of context, I present a larger bite of that Firesign Theatre quote written some 29 years ago - "So how about that, Mr. Smarti-pants Communist! Mr. College Professor! Mr. Beatnik! Mr. Hippie! What have you done for 'me' lately?" ;-)
  
• Jack Kemp - "Bob Dole never met a tax he didn't hike."
  
• Rush Limbaugh - "I don't believe (in) 'open-mindedness'"
  Rush Limbaugh (one of his 35 Undeniable Truths) - "7. There is only one way to eliminate nuclear weapons...use them."
  Rush Limbaugh - " ... Executives at Sheryl Crow's company claim that Walmart is engaging in censorship. This is absolute nonsense. It isn't censorship. Stores don't censor. Well, they did censor in the case of my book ... "
  
• Republican Senator Majority Leader Trent Lott (on Clinton because he vetod Republican legislation with bad riders attached) - "He acts like a spoiled brat. He thinks he's got to have it his way or no way."
  
• Tom Nicolaides, Progressive Rock MIDI Server -
  
  Tom again - "Tom Nicolaides A Proud Member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy ... "
  
  I immediately agreed. I notice that Tom got back together with his fellow conspirator, the Doomster (owner of the 'Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy' ring that Tom's page is part of again.) Happy to get those 2 back together again. Now, for everyone that doesn't know it, there is a war going on between 2 of the 'Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy' webrings (there's a 3rd), and 1 conspiracy destroyed the old ring data. Read about it here (at the bottom) - True Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy. Seems as if Mr. Doomster was hit by the true vast right-wing conspiracy' himself (supposedly because of censorship.) It took a Liberal to get these fellows back together again. What would you guys do without us? :-) Your welcome.
  
  Here's my old '(Web) War of the Worlds' page (Tom keeps spewing, I'll let him. See below for links to where our REAL 'Web War of THIS World' is occurring.)
  
  And another interesting thing that I've discovered about my friend Tom Nicholaides. He actually goes by many names, and he's HEAVILY involved in the war ON the arts/music. He also goes by Andy(&y) Burnett (Camelogue@Roadkill.com Moderator Nazi), and he's Todd Rundgren's THE Wizard, and I also believe that in actuality, Roger Linder (A Wizard) (AWizard@Roadkill.com Moderator Nazi) is also another alias of Tom's. See The Humpheads and A MOST Important Page on the Net.
  
• Republican Party Chairman Jim Nicholson - "We welcome people to this party as long as they are willing to adopt our agenda and not their own."
  
  Reading that again, I think I need to go retrieve another recent quote. Read the above quote again, and now read this (from the RWLTPC section) -
  
  Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich (on David Duke, the former Ku Klux Klan leader's being elected chairman of the Republican Executive Committee in a Louisiana parish) - "We're a party of inclusion"
  
• Former President Richard Nixon - "Well I am not a crook"
  
• Pat Roberston - "You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the anti-Christ." (The 700 Club, January 14, 1991)
  
• Former Vice-President Dan Quayle (speaking to the United Negro College Fund) - "What a waste it is to, lose one's mind or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
  
  Here's some more 'Quoytes' from the former vice-President -
• "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
• "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
• "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
• "Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
• "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
• "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
• "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
• "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
• "May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world." (The Quayles' 1989 Christmas card.)
• "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
• "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
• "The future will be better tomorrow."
• "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
• "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
• "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
• "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
• "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
• "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
• "Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year."
• "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
• "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
• "Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite."
• "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
• "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make."
• "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
• "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
• "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
• "Public speaking is very easy."

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