The blessing of the chickens
The eggs lay on the lawn
Paint a pretty picture
For me to sit upon
The calling of the rabbit
The falling of the hare
The hat band then begins to play
The song is everywhere

You want the obvious, You'll get the 'Obvious'
You want the obvious, You'll get the 'Obvious'
You want the obvious, You'll get the 'Obvious'
You want the obvious, You'll get the 'Obvious'

Don't tell them Joseph said
You're just another Buckethead
JUST ANOTHER BUCKETHEAD!
JUST ANOTHER BUCKETHEAD!

A 'Grant Inquisitor Grant'
A 'Chicken of the Sea'
'Polkahontas' and
The 'Keeper of the Steps'
'Keeper of the Whole Lee Writ'
A 'Irreverend Doug'
A 'Secret Agent Cowsuit'
I'm surrounded by flakes

Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me, Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me
(You want the obvious, You'll get the 'Obvious')
Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me, Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me
(You want the obvious, You'll get the 'Obvious')
Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me, Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me
(You want the obvious, You'll get the 'Obvious')
Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me, Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me
(You want the obvious, You'll get the 'Obvious')

Lobotomy instead
Be just another Buckethead
JUST ANOTHER BUCKETHEAD!
JUST ANOTHER BUCKETHEAD!

A Mary Bokuniewicz
Another case is shut
Have another helping
Prime cut of David's butt
A sip of holy water
A shot of saving grace
A Greg '(Fajita Pollo)'
The words pour out my face

Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me, Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me
(You want the obvious, You'll get the 'Obvious')
Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me, Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me
(You want the obvious, You'll get the 'Obvious')
Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me, Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me
(You want the obvious, You'll get the 'Obvious')
Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me, Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give me give me
(You want the obvious, You'll get the 'Obvious')

I'll close my mind instead
Be just another Buckethead
JUST ANOTHER BUCKETHEAD!
JUST ANOTHER BUCKETHEAD!